According to The Very Good Book, gods love watermelons.
Why watermelons?
Watermelons are cool and slushy and refreshing for those who happen to enjoy the taste of watermelon. They’re also quite colorful:
I see red and green. Does that mean Christmas is coming? (Photo credit: Steve Evans)
And that leaves just one important question: are you a god or a watermelon?
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