“If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”
Day in and day out, we all stay silent about things we find obnoxious. I do this all the time to keep from offending the people around me and provoking their (typically) unspoken contempt for more intellectual types. It keeps the peace, but sometimes you have to be honest. And by honest, I mean brutal. Sunlight may be the best disinfectant, but blacklight is better for diagnostics. I aim to show you the things you’re not capable of seeing on a day to day basis.
If your intelligence isn’t insulted by what I reveal, your mind must be dimmer than my candelabra.
If you explore the blog, you’ll quickly find that I don’t stick with one type of post. (I also don’t stick with an accurate definition of “insults my intelligence.”) While I usually write expositions of moderate length accompanied by borrowed photos to liven things up a bit, you will also find a range of other things. As of now, I have also featured a comic strip, experimental fiction, poetry, my own photography, and some great foreign music. And food. If you hunt long enough, you’ll find my healthy-ish techniques for cooking brains, deep fried bratwurst, and more.
Although Bumblepuppies was conceived as a humor blog with substantive content, I also write the occasional post in a more serious tone. Serious posts can be found here. Posts on food, travel, and other individual themes can be found in the “category” listings on the right.
Additionally, a lighthearted humor post called Cats Insult My Intelligence was selected for Freshly Pressed. You read that correctly. A blog called Bumblepuppies was Freshly Pressed for a post about cats…