By now, my U.S. readers will have heard the “news” about the numerous rape allegations against Bill Cosby. Although celebrity news usually insults my intelligence, this story is different. After all, our country and its media held the controversy down for decades. The delayed timing just goes to show that the American people will forgive the most horrific of sins as long as the sinner is pushing a pudding pop down their throats. Bill Cosby is being taken down so late in life only because he can no longer stand proudly behind a towering pudding pop on TV.
So let’s shove rape allegations to the side when they mess with our fun. Priorities matter.
It’s such a shame because this guy was admired as “America’s Dad” because of his iconic Cosby Show. Obviously, we must now stop calling him “America’s Dad” unless he fathered enough children to have earned that designation through other means. With that in mind, I think we should now refer to him by the job he chose for his character on that famous TV show.
That’s right. Bill Cosby is America’s Obstetrician.
Of all the medical fields he could have chosen, he picked a vagina-gazing specialty and America didn’t blink. Never underestimate people’s willful ignorance.
Now, unfortunately, all women will suffer for his misdeeds. So, ladies, the next time you’re spending quality time with your OB-GYN, try not to think of Bill Cosby.
Blogger’s note: I promise that the next post will be happier. It would kind of have to be.