Gods and Watermelons Insult My Intelligence

According to The Very Good Book, gods love watermelons.

Why watermelons?

Watermelons are cool and slushy and refreshing for those who happen to enjoy the taste of watermelon.  They’re also quite colorful:

I see red and green.  Does that mean Christmas is coming?  (Photo credit: Steve Evans)

I see red and green. Does that mean Christmas is coming? (Photo credit: Steve Evans)

And that leaves just one important question: are you a god or a watermelon?

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21 thoughts on “Gods and Watermelons Insult My Intelligence

  1. I recently bought a quarter of a watermelon in a bid to try to eat something healthy. It languished in the bottom of my fridge until it turned a bit mouldy. Now my fridge smells funny.

  2. I like watermelon candy and gum, but not the actual fruit. I never find good, juicy, sweet melons (god, that sounds so sexual. Haha).

    Anyway…Interesting post. I don’t have an answer to your question. I am neither a god nor a watermelon. What have I been doing with my life?!

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