Curves Insult My Intelligence


Curvy dove, ray of hope

Imprint’s on my bar of soap.

That dove there, it ain’t free

Two percent less soap for me.

(And more profit for the soap company. How convenient!)


Curves are sweet.  They’re the dope.

See them on this bar of soap.

That’s bar’s sleek, that bar rocks.

Small bar fills a great big box!

(Ever wonder why your bath soap doesn’t last as long even though the packaging hasn’t shrunk?)