And they’re all men.
Does this strike anyone else as inherently sexist? Women can destroy the world as effectively as men can. They just need a chance to let their evil ways shine.
I would take a moment to ask my thoughtful readers which of the horsemen would most appropriately be depicted as a horsewoman. Instead, long live free advertising. I may ask the question one day as a writing prompt on my other blog. For now, you’ll just have to marvel at my wisdom and perhaps click the cheerful happy link.