Politicians have been desecrating public property for years and no one has stepped in to stop them.
You don’t believe me?
I walked out to my mailbox today. Its sturdy black pole rises from the grass-covered dirt as its arched box reaches towards the street. With its single red ear, it reminds one of Vincent Van Gogh, though I doubt that he would have looked as spiffy wearing those metallic number stickers.
It waits to be fed.
Give me a break. An anonymous blogger isn’t going to use his real mailbox. Therefore, you get to see an icy receptacle and a wooden pole. (Photo credit for uncropped version: Joy Schoenberger)
Even though my lovely specimen was purchased with private funds, the interior space has government (i.e. public) ownership.
And as I opened my own shiny piece of government property, I discovered vandalism. I discovered grinning idiots on glossy brochures that try to scare voters into believing that other candidates would destroy the state, the country, and the sanctity of all “we” hold dear. Of course, there’s also the compulsory American flag waving proudly in all that hot air.
Those brochures had destroyed the monochromatic calm that had reigned inside my mailbox; neither they nor their distributors belong anywhere near public property.
Of course, the Capitol is public property too…
(Photo credit: j l t)
I would like to take a moment to inform you that funerals suck, although not as much as dying, I suppose.
There was a death this week caused by a massive heart attack. The whole thing reminded me a of a catalog I had recently received in the mail for some reason. I don’t remember the company’s name but it specialized in products for larger-than-average people. I only saw the cover and it featured some products that could be useful. There was the plus-size clothing (a necessity for overweight people who don’t want to walk around naked), oversized chairs with extra weight capacity, and a triple-basket deep fryer.
Yeah, an oversized deep fryer for fat people. Normally I’d gripe about the stereotyping but I think I’d rather nail the company for trying to drum up business. If all those overweight people buy the deep fryer, they’re going to need to buy additional oversized products. If they buy the more sensible vegetable steamer (which wasn’t advertised on the cover and probably wasn’t in the catalog), the company can lose some customers.
Fortunately, I think vegetable steamers sell better these days than triple-basket deep fryers. The people buying the deep fryers probably don’t need vegetables because they are vegetables, or will become vegetables (or vegetable food) soon enough.