Noise Insults My Intelligence

Queen Elizabeth has a much larger family than you ever knew about.  Here’s a picture of her lesser-known sons:


You don’t think those are her children?  Well… like any good child, these folks have elaborate noisemakers to drive their matriarch crazy whenever she’s trying to enjoy a nice quiet cup of tea or take a nap or whatever it is queens do during the day.  And of course these guys have to do it right outside the house.  It’s enough to give a lady gray hair.

This must be why the queen looks so old.