You only thought the worst thing you could tell a woman is “that outfit makes your butt look big.”
Welcome to the world of “Say Yes to the Dress.” This show presents little more than brides shopping for wedding dresses. Exciting, right?
On this show, any negative commentary about a dress will make the bride’s mother/sister/friend a villain if the bride loves it. If someone points out that a bride’s beloved dress (which she hasn’t purchased yet) gives her a serious case of camel toe, that person is evil. Even though the bride brings people along to obtain their opinions, their only acceptable commentary is to say yes to the dress. It’s like a page from The Emperor’s New Clothes.
The show title says it all. Actually, it sounds more like a tired advertising slogan: “Say yes to the dress! Women’s clothing up to 66% off, this weekend only at Macy’s.”
In spite of this, I wouldn’t call the show an infomercial because no product is being advertised. Instead, this show conditions potential shoppers to behave in a way that will benefit the dress shops. That means no criticizing the dresses and no fear of exorbitant price tags. Oh, and it’s also not unusual for a bride to purchase two dresses: one for the wedding and one for the reception.
It doesn’t even matter if the bride’s butt looks big on her wedding day because she’ll feel like a princess.
Until the wedding photos come back.