The following is a public service announcement from the writer of this blog.
If you or your loved ones happen to discover the flattened carcass of a puppy lying on the road, please do not touch, eat, or otherwise disturb it. God put roadkill on this earth so that the flies and vultures might prosper, for He loves the smallest and ugliest creatures on this earth as much as He adores the cute little puppy. The car that squished the puppy is an instrument of His will.
God Bless Chrysler.
In keeping with the puppy’s theological purpose, please wait for the county’s professional sanitation workers to properly dispose of her. It is government’s proper role to serve as God’s right hand and clean up the mess He occasionally makes, no matter the odor you must endure while waiting, no matter how many children start weeping upon seeing the dead puppy, no matter whether the puppy would have consented to being part of this spiritually bureaucratic undertaking.
And while you wait, please be so kind as to remove the puppy’s poo from the sidewalk. It is unpleasant to look at.
That was strangely disturbing and funny at the same time…
I do my best. 🙂
yes… you do…
I’m with you pouring out my heart
Ouch.
Band Aid?
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