These days, I rarely write a new post on two consecutive days. However, you may know of some critically important international crises that deserve immediate attention. We must discuss them now and we must discuss them well.
Because the situation’s so urgent, we must visit the most respected informational source in existence: Playboy.
And guess who’s being featured in Playboy…
No, not Miley Cyrus. Playboy is an intellectual publication and only produces material to engage the most significant of minds. That said, you surely will not be surprised to discover Dick Cheney’s picture if you click on this link.
Actually, you’ll find three pictures of the former Vice President… and he consented to this.
Your dreams have finally come true.
Side note to readers: As a man, I feel the natural obligation to explain how I ever-so-innocently happened upon the Playboy website. I clicked on a headline and I didn’t realize that such a scandalous publication would be involved. I cast thee to Hell, Playboy, and I hope my female admirers are satisfied with that gesture of solidarity with whatever it is I’m showing solidarity with.
I really did visit Playboy to read a story.