Here it is, the final day of our Christmas fun. May you all have an enjoyable holiday that is free from injury, death, and bad music. May you emerge from this season with piles of expensive presents that you can sell to fund something for me.
Now… let’s get on with the show.
The twelfth thing at Christmas that has insulted me:
Twelve angry zombies
Eleven acts of Congress
Ten breast enhancements
The zombies were smart because they realized that breast cancer survivors are the only boobjob recipients with brains. It’s just another of the disease’s lethal side effects. (Photo credit: Shira Gal)
Nine smelly reindeer
Reindeer brains are too small, so the zombies went in search of larger prey. (Photo credit: Keven Law)
Eight vegan cookies
The zombies were even less amused with the cookies than the not-so-undead were. (Photo credit: veganchicksrock)
Seven cancelled flights
Picture it: thousands of brain-toting people trapped in a snow-covered airport. (Photo credit for original: Allen Skyy)
Six sixes sixing
Being undead, Zombies aren’t really tempted by contemporary Satanism.
Five drunk fratboys
Pickled brains also taste good. (Arthur Browne created this image. Art likes monkeys, probably because he claims to be a monkey. You can see more monkeys on his blog, Pouring My Art Out.)
Four weeks of church
The local Zombie Commission has been invited to partake of the Body and Blood of Christ so that you may see that His flesh is truly present before you. Brain wafer, anyone? (Thanks to James O’Neil at Memories of a Time for providing the image. He also did the glasswork.)
If we’re lucky, one of them will survive long enough to deliver presents. (Photo credit: Josh Roulston)
Two tacky gifts
Hey Mr. Zombie! Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see my brain? (Photo credit for original: Richard Huber)
And the kid who wants a large breed
So THAT’S why she wanted the tiger. Smart kid. (Photo credit: Steve Harris)
Blogger’s note: This was the 12th installment of a 12 part series. All photos had new captions in each post, so you missed a lot if you only saw this post. For all earlier posts in this series, click on the “twelve days of Christmas” link below.