The Tenth Day of Christmas Insults My Intelligence

The tenth thing at Christmas that has insulted me:

Ten breast enhancements

Because the best gift you can give to your wife and her four sisters is a gift to yourself…  (Photo credit: Shira Gal)

Nine smelly reindeer

The weight of all nine reindeer was needed to keep those plastic surgeons in that gift box.  (Photo credit: Keven Law)

Eight vegan cookies

This must be what the hospital serves after surgery.  At least that’s how it tastes.  (Photo credit: veganchicksrock)

Seven cancelled flights

Eventually, the airlines will figure out a way to charge for the extra “baggage.”   (Photo credit for original: Allen Skyy)

Six sixes sixing

And who encouraged you to buy your wife this silicone?

Five drunk fratboys

These wise young men believe that breast enhancement surgery makes an excellent gift. (Arthur Browne created this image. Art likes monkeys, probably because he claims to be a monkey. You can see more monkeys on his blog, Pouring My Art Out.)

Four weeks of church

“O come let us adore them… oops… I mean Him.”   (Thanks to James O’Neil at Memories of a Time for providing the image.  He also did the glasswork.)

 

Three Santas

Three out of three Santas want the lady to sit on their laps after surgery.  (Photo credit: Josh Roulston)

Two tacky gifts

One boobjob also counts as two tacky gifts.  (Photo credit for original: Richard Huber)

And the kid who wants a large breed

Unfortunately, she’s smarter than the guy who thought his wife wouldn’t kill him for buying her the boobjob.   (Photo credit: Steve Harris)

Blogger’s note: This is (obviously) a 12 part series.  All photos will have new captions in each post, so you’ll miss a lot if you only read day 12.  For all completed posts in this series, click on the “twelve days of Christmas” link below.

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