The Third Day of Christmas Insults My Intelligence

The third thing at Christmas that has insulted me:

Three Santas

(Photo credit: Josh Roulston)

The mall thinks your kids won’t notice if there’s a drunken Santa in front of each department store.  (Photo credit: Josh Roulston)

Two tacky gifts

(Photo credit for original: Richard Huber)

These must have been designed by the mall Santas’ overgrown “elves.”  (Photo credit for original: Richard Huber)

And the kid who wants a large breed

(Photo credit: Steve Harris)

When your kids complain about the three Santas, tell them that the real Santa can escape this gift.  Let the games begin!  (Photo credit: Steve Harris)

Blogger’s note: This is (obviously) a 12 part series.  All photos will have new captions in each post, so you’ll miss a lot if you only read day 12.  For all completed posts in this series, click on the “twelve days of Christmas” link below.

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6 thoughts on “The Third Day of Christmas Insults My Intelligence

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