Sorry. You came to the wrong place if you were expecting a post about Spongebob brand baby carrots. Like Spongebob, those carrots are supposed to be presumably harmless to the at-least-semi-average human of youthful age.
Instead, I’d like to chat about other foods that children don’t usually like. For example, chilies. Here in the non-southwestern US, folks have a tendency to use fewer ingredients that impart a noticeably strong flavor and/or punishment to their tongues. Needless to say, chilies are a tougher sell in this climate than in others, especially to kids who don’t want to eat anything that doesn’t contain chocolate or breast milk.
And so some brilliant nomenclaturist discovered the world’s hottest chili. It is around 250 times hotter than a jalapeno, which puts it a lot closer to pepper spray than to anything you normally put in your mouth on purpose.
Seriously, I’m not joking.
Food heat is measured in scoville units. Jalapenos range from 2,500 to 5,000 Scoville units. Pepper spray is two million Scoville units. This chili weighs in at one million.
And they decided to call it a “ghost chili.” Does that sound like something your child would pick up in the store and bite into because it sounds cool?
I thought so. On the other hand, maybe that will teach them a very important lesson. For example, they can learn to avoid vegetables.
With apologies for the bad pun, the resulting tongue damage is why the younger generation has such bad taste. It’s not Bieber’s fault for once.