Once upon a time, a young Mr. Duck was enamored with a certain Ms. Duck. He’d keep his eyes glued on her and she’d just swim on by, oblivious to his existence.
One fine summer day, Mr. Duck realized that he’d need something really big to grab her attention. And, lo and behold, a gargantuan human clad in a Daffy Duck t-shirt came ambling towards the lake.
Mr Duck, mistaking himself for an owl, wisely deduced that Mr. Human was a fan. Maybe Mr. Human would assist with his procreative efforts. So Mr. Duck flapped and flapped and quacked and quacked and got a lot of attention for himself and his beloved.
Unfortunately for the not-quite-couple, it was duck season, not wabbit season. Fortunately for us, we get a crispy story of culinary love instead of sappy sentimentality.
This summer, find your true love and put it on a plate.
Bumblepuppies 
hahahaha I love this! Too funny. Thanks for the smile.
And thanks for stopping by. 🙂
No problem. Always happy to find an interesting blog post.
Pass the duck sauce…
And a fork?
Maybe what he saw was a daffy peeking duck… 😀
Aren’t those full of hot air at one point?
Oh, you have a wicked sense of humor! Love it!
Thanks. 🙂
It’s duck season
It’s wabbit season
duck season wabbit season
duck season wabbit season
wabbit season duck season . . . oh crap
And this won’t help one bit:
love it, gonna be singing it all night.
Love story with a twist of salt and pepper – hilarious
Thanks. 🙂
No– It is wabbit season, man. 😀
Pass the orange sauce, please.
Wabbit tastes good too…
Especially when the skin has been crosshatched, and gets nice and qwispy. 😀
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And maybe we will go swimming and a shark will fall in love with us?
I’ll let you french kiss the shark and tell us how it turns out.
they love it when I do that
Are mallards even good eating? They seem awfully easy to shoot if they are.
Almost anything can be good eating if you cook it right.
more or less
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Maybe you’ll be a lucky duck and this will get Freshly Pressed like the Cat piece?
Nah. Still too soon. Besides, I don’t really need another FP spot. It might be nice later on, though.
Eating beak to tail?
Ideally, but I’m not sure how to make a beak tender.
“find your true love and put it on a plate” is brilliant. Thanks for the endless laugh!
Thanks 🙂
Best line ever, it would probably would work for a vampire romance movie trailer: “This summer, find your true love and put it on a plate.”
Thanks, and that would make for a fun movie if it were done right.
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