This post is brought to you by the letter G.
As you can probably guess, it’s a G-rated post… except for those pesky mentions of G-strings and G-spots.
That’s because G isn’t in our nature. Gold is Au and the absence of gold from this post might explain the absence of G-strings and G-spots. There’s gallium and germanium, but those are Ga and Ge.
I suppose I could count G-proteins as “nature” but those weigh less than 1 g and they probably don’t have the gravity to count for much. In other words, they lack sufficient g-force.
Am I boring you yet? If so, that’s not entirely my fault. You see, these nice people wanted to see some inspiration. And I want to inspire you.
I want to see you simply smitten with love. I want to see you put that pillow on your boyfriend’s face until he screams.
Let it be a G note. Maybe G sharp. His voice has to cut through those feathers…
I never said I was trying to imitate Sesame Street. Play safe and have a nice day.