Once upon a time I was suffering from dry skin.
I couldn’t find a dry skin picture that wouldn’t make you vomit. Therefore, I chose this turkey with equally crispy skin. (Photo credit: Leslie Johnston)
So I went to the pharmacy and was greeted with this:
The pharmacy provides easy access to nutritional essentials. (Photo credit: Susan)
Farther inside the pharmacy, I saw lots of nifty pills.
Who says bright colors are only for children? (Photo credit: ParentingPatch)
And then I discovered what I had intended to find.
It was perfect.
When I left home, I couldn’t have imagined that I’d be so lucky. Who would have guessed?
I found moisturizer in a container that had been newly redesigned:
It takes an aesthetically superior bottle to tackle aesthetically inferior skin.
The guy who did the redesign should be fired. The new look is not what I would call eye-catching.
I suppose it depends on what the old one looked like…
A rusty tin can, maybe?
Or maybe just an endorsement from Sarah Palin. You never know…
But can it cause anal leakage???
You try it and tell everyone about it… on the List of X blog. 😉
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Hmmm… that turkey actually looks kinda yummy… dry, you say? Well seasoned, at least. 🙂
The turkey is not dry. It’s crispy.
Human skin should not be that crispy…
hahahaha— I’ll try to keep that in mind this summer. 😀
A homemade product would be a more intelligent choice. Your lack of problem solving insults my intelligence.
If I were going to spend so much time on obtaining a product, then problem solving would be an issue. Time is a valuable resource too.