If you visit Bern, Switzerland, you’re likely to find a pit at the end of town that contains a few friendly-looking bears:
However, Switzerland is a zoo… especially during tourist season. And do you know what happens in a zoo?
As the sign often says, “Do not feed the bears.” But if you must feed them, please remember that your kid is not appropriate for a bear’s dinner. The bear may enjoy him, but you’re inviting a lot of trouble on yourself.
The quiet ain’t worth it.