Quoth the sloth: sleep some more. (Photo credit: Hunterwisson)
Today is Wednesday. I always post on Wednesday. It’s my schedule.
I don’t feel like writing anything today. But today is Wednesday. I have to write something.
No I don’t. I’m the boss.
Pass the donuts.
But I should write something. My readers expect something. My fingers expect exercise.
I don’t want fat fingers. I want muscular fingers.
But I am tired. I want to take a nap. Sleep is good.
But it is Wednesday afternoon. Sleep is for nights. And I have to write.
Why do we say “write?” I’m not writing. I’m typing.
type type type type type type type
I must type because today is Wednesday. Wednesday is typing day. Wednesday is also “hump day.”
hump hump hump hump hump hump hump
Oh great. Now I’ll never get anything done. Maybe I can change.
I am a sloth. I want to become two parts camel.
Slothdom eats. Slothdom sleeps. Slothdom humps.
Slothdom is beautiful. Slothdom is incomplete.
Cameldom would carry me through the desert of parched ideas to the promised land of a finished piece of typistry.
And then I could still eat, sleep, and hump.
Bumblepuppies 
I’m tired too, luckily, I only have to wait 3 more hours before I can officially go to bed. Until then, I’ll lie on my bed and watch tv.
Pamper yourself. Have a beer.
I had some icecream, but it didn’t really help. I’m still tired. 🙂 Having a coffee now at 7 pm means that I won’t sleep at night. And having a drink would probably mean I will immediately go to sleep. So I just have to wait. Watching tv is still the best then, some superficial stuff.
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Slothdom Humps… the new name of my band
Does that mean I get free advertising when you give me credit for the phrase?
I will put that idea on the schedule… HA!
Yes it is Wednesday. Maybe I should post something too? I don’t know maybe I’ll just go and practice.
Leslie
Try posting a picture of your practice. Two birds with one stone…
How do you hold the flute and the camera at the same time?
Leslie
Glue the camera to the end of your flute. 😉
Oh yah, that isn’t going to work. I’ll look around a see if I can get someone to take it. Maybe I have an old photo somewhere.
Leslie
I’m skipping my Wednesday post for the second time in a row. Unlike you I’m serious about slothdom…slotthiness…slothhism…nah, naming this ideology feels too much like work.
Slothentology…
Good values…
I should run for president 🙂
I’d get behind that. A slothful president would be an improvement.
I thought you already were…………………………….
😉
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Now you’ve got me thinking about humping 😉
Go find yourself one of those Latvian Death Stares you mentioned. That ought to return you to your innocence. 🙂
Yeah, that scares me straight 😉
Slothtacular:)
Thanks. Now for sleep…
Damn it, where are those donuts? 😀
You’re too late…
That’s me– a day late and a donut short. 😀