Special Offers Insult My Intelligence

Holy cow!
I heard that
someone
somewhere
has proposed the
sale
of a
Big Bacon McJesusburger
because
God is everywhere
and
those Christians
will flock to
anything
with Jesus
in the name,
as He is
holy
and putting
Him
in all forums
helps to convert
the masses.

And you thought Hinduism was the only religion with sacred cows.  (Based on a photo by William Addington)

And you thought Hinduism was the only religion with sacred cows. (Based on a photo by William Addington)

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33 thoughts on “Special Offers Insult My Intelligence

  1. uh… I am with you on making fun of organized religion, but making fun of people who love fast food seems more dangerous than making fun of the NSA and the Hell’s Angels…

  2. Just a few questions…
    Do these hamburgers get resurrected on the third day?
    Do they get eaten for our sins?
    Can you feed 5000 people with it?
    Why does it have bacon if Jesus was a Jew?

    • A few answers:

      This is a McBurger. It will take quite a few years for them to biodegrade, much less resurrect.

      No.

      With the number of calories, yes.

      Because Jesus isn’t eating it.

  3. Talk about commercial religion. If you can’t pray yourself into heaven, have some daily bread with an all beef pattie of Jesus and go straight there with clogged arteries all sins forgiven

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