Holy cow!
I heard that
someone
somewhere
has proposed the
sale
of a
Big Bacon McJesusburger
because
God is everywhere
and
those Christians
will flock to
anything
with Jesus
in the name,
as He is
holy
and putting
Him
in all forums
helps to convert
the masses.
And you thought Hinduism was the only religion with sacred cows. (Based on a photo by William Addington)
uh… I am with you on making fun of organized religion, but making fun of people who love fast food seems more dangerous than making fun of the NSA and the Hell’s Angels…
I can outrun the people who love fast food…
all of them?
In my car, yes. No one can run that quickly.
some of them have cars too
But mine is better.
I’m sure it is
Just a few questions…
Do these hamburgers get resurrected on the third day?
Do they get eaten for our sins?
Can you feed 5000 people with it?
Why does it have bacon if Jesus was a Jew?
A few answers:
This is a McBurger. It will take quite a few years for them to biodegrade, much less resurrect.
No.
With the number of calories, yes.
Because Jesus isn’t eating it.
I prefer a Nana Burger. I know what’s in them.
Leslie
If a Nana Burger is what I think it is, that’s not a very nice thing to do to your grandmother…
It’s Nana who makes them.
Leslie
Confused again, Bumblepuppy? http://youtu.be/e_hkIN38qnY
Unfortunately, Elvis doesn’t represent the standard of physical fitness that fast food restaurants wish to project.
Really? He pretty much spanned (ha ha) the entire gamut of physical phitness standards.
Except one: the ability to reach one’s golden years. No golden years, no golden arches.
Good point. 🙂
Is this true? The mind boggles.
Probably. You never know…
Mmm, either I’m regaining my religion, or I’m just really hungry 😉
I see you’ve adopted the Latvian tendency towards carnivorism. 🙂
Maybe that’s it 😉
Delicious! I would chow down on a Mcjesusburger…as long as it was on the dollar menu.
Maybe if they replace the bacon and meat with a third piece of bread… kind of like the Big Mac.
Talk about commercial religion. If you can’t pray yourself into heaven, have some daily bread with an all beef pattie of Jesus and go straight there with clogged arteries all sins forgiven
And Saint Ronald will meet you at the Pearly Gates…
🙂
Lol – convert the masses to bigger masses
Nice one.
Holy…Are you serious? Mcjesus Burger.. ? Are they really smart when branding it..
Serious in spirit…
Eschew all religions and restaurants alike, learn to think and cook for yourself, live happily and longer, dance on graves. Keep thy backyard barbecue holy.
And pass the tuna casserole!