Whenever I visit international markets, I make it a point to not laugh at any sort of unfortunate English errors I see. Usually. And so I chose not to photograph what I’m telling you about today. You’ll just have to trust me.
Anyway…
I went over to the meat section and discovered a most shocking product being sold: grounded turkeys.
The market was apparently offering troublesome teenagers for human consumption. I’m not sure if the packages contained thighs, breasts, legs, or other body parts.
The market must have thought he’d be yummy to more people than just the Bieber fans. (Photo credit: Daniel Foster)
(Before you get all angry and stuff, my high school chemistry teacher lovingly referred to us students as turkeys.)
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I was a little confused until the last line…
That’s because your little turkey behaves nicely.
That must be it
I wouldn’t say turkeys are grounded, per se. A little gobble-y, maybe…
Well… they can become grounded when they get gobble-y when they’re not supposed to.
Damn, yummy turkeys. Always gobbling-off.
I was grounded a lot as a child — LOL
And now a lot of parents refuse to perform any discipline whatsoever.
Ah, the good old days…
I notice that a lot — kids run wild at the grocery, while the parents stand and watch ….
I dunno what those kids are gonna do when they grow up and need to exercise some discipline.