Playing By the Rules Insults My Intelligence

I drove speedilyrecklesslyfast acrossoverbeyond the tinylittleboulevard when the assholishpoliceofficer pulled me over and demanded my licenseregistrationinsurancepaycheck.

I wasn’t amused.

 

"Lie la lie, lie la lie lie lie la lie," a la Simon and Garfunkel.  (Photo credit: Ruin Raider)

“Lie la lie, lie la lie lie lie la lie,” a la Simon and Garfunkel. (Photo credit: Ruin Raider)

Fifty times he yelled goddammitdamndamndamnnonononono and each time I replied uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  I groanedgrunteddroned in an endless monologue as drool creptrushedflooded down my chin onto my lap.

The officer was pissedoffoffendedgrossedoutamused.  “Bye!”

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39 thoughts on “Playing By the Rules Insults My Intelligence

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