I drove speedilyrecklesslyfast acrossoverbeyond the tinylittleboulevard when the assholishpoliceofficer pulled me over and demanded my licenseregistrationinsurancepaycheck.
I wasn’t amused.
Fifty times he yelled goddammitdamndamndamnnonononono and each time I replied uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I groanedgrunteddroned in an endless monologue as drool creptrushedflooded down my chin onto my lap.
The officer was pissedoffoffendedgrossedoutamused. “Bye!”