Public Restrooms Insult My Intelligence

Welcome to the men’s restroom.  You may empty your bladder and/or colon here.  Or your stomach if you’ve been drinking…

The toilet looks clean, but how safe is it?  (Photo credit: Dmitry G, public domain)

The toilet looks clean, but how safe is it? (Photo credit: Dmitry G, public domain)

We have nifty toilet seat covers here to protect your butt from uninvited bacteria.  Hygiene is important.

When you are done emptying your insides, please flush the toilet and pull up your pants.  Don’t forget to refasten your leather belt.

And now that you have contaminated your clothing, you may go wash your hands.  We’re glad that your belt can never enter a washing machine…

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