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Power Point is beautiful.
This Valentine’s Day, don’t just tell her how much you care.
Show her how much you love her with a Power Point Presentation
Power Point makes your bumbling so much easier to understand
Flowers and candy aren’t enough
And the effects of an elaborate Power Point Presentation are always predictable
Before you know it, she’ll be asking you to guide her to bed
Which brings you to your ultimate goal
Unless she has a headache
lol. LOL. But she won’t have one, (80/20 chance?) if you give her “what women want” the day before. Love this post with the surprise ending.
Thanks.
Are you talking about aspirin?
She’ll be hoping for a little animation, no doubt, but careful with the sound effects…
Will do…
… not another headache! 😀
Unfortunately, Power Point tends to exacerbate that kind of thing…
yes, I’ve been in meetings using PPoint, where the whole group ended up with one. 😀
Power Point insults everyone’s intelligence. If I get an email with a PP attached I summarily delete it.
Good call.
I love peoples pet hates. This one is particularly good. x (one of mine is humorous t-shirts)
And I hate people’s pet loves. Things work out that way.
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