Power Point is beautiful.
This Valentine’s Day, don’t just tell her how much you care.
Show her how much you love her with a Power Point Presentation
Power Point makes your bumbling so much easier to understand
Flowers and candy aren’t enough
And the effects of an elaborate Power Point Presentation are always predictable
Before you know it, she’ll be asking you to guide her to bed
Which brings you to your ultimate goal
Unless she has a headache