Queen Elizabeth has a much larger family than you ever knew about. Here’s a picture of her lesser-known sons:
You don’t think those are her children? Well… like any good child, these folks have elaborate noisemakers to drive their matriarch crazy whenever she’s trying to enjoy a nice quiet cup of tea or take a nap or whatever it is queens do during the day. And of course these guys have to do it right outside the house. It’s enough to give a lady gray hair.
This must be why the queen looks so old.