Buy your gym membership today and don’t forget to stock up on protein shakes and other expensive supplements. (Photo credit: trcanje)
New Year’s Day (n): Conveniently situated right after a monthlong sequence of gluttonous holidays, it’s the world’s most lucrative advertising opportunity for gyms, Weight Watchers, diet pills, and exercise equipment. It happens far enough in advance of Valentine’s Day candy for people to forget how quickly their new year’s resolution dies every year.
Blogger’s note: walking or jogging in the park costs nothing even though fresh air may be hazardous to your health. The trees won’t judge you if you move slowly…
Bumblepuppies 
I shudder when I think how crowded my office gym will be on the 2nd…
Happy New Year, by the way!
You too.