Once upon a time there was a cute little puppy…
Unfortunately, the puppy had no unique talents. He knew how to pee and how to bark and how to fetch. He also knew a few other doggy tricks that made his owners happy, but he didn’t know how to become famous.
In his sadness, the puppy started howling at the moon and the racket woke up his neighbors. Soon enough, their door opened and an old, tired-looking man started walking his way.
The puppy was scared. Very scared.
The old man also knew that the puppy had other hidden talents. For example, the puppy knew how to hump a person’s leg. “That’s perfect for your first concert tour,” the old man said. “Just get up there and shake your hips and yelp and you’ll make a lot of people very happy.”
And that, boys and girls, is where wealthy pop stars come from.