Once upon a time there was a cute little puppy…
Cute little puppy. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Unfortunately, the puppy had no unique talents. He knew how to pee and how to bark and how to fetch. He also knew a few other doggy tricks that made his owners happy, but he didn’t know how to become famous.
In his sadness, the puppy started howling at the moon and the racket woke up his neighbors. Soon enough, their door opened and an old, tired-looking man started walking his way.
The puppy was scared. Very scared.
The old man also knew that the puppy had other hidden talents. For example, the puppy knew how to hump a person’s leg. “That’s perfect for your first concert tour,” the old man said. “Just get up there and shake your hips and yelp and you’ll make a lot of people very happy.”
And that, boys and girls, is where wealthy pop stars come from.
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This is so cute. Is the puppy’s name Miley?
No. It’s a boy dog. His name is Justin.
So it is a girl then? hehehe
hahaaaaaaaaaa! a twerking pup called miley! LOL
Reblogged this on Fresh Melons and commented:
Any references to popular singers is purely coincidental…
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