I would like to take a moment to inform you that funerals suck, although not as much as dying, I suppose.
There was a death this week caused by a massive heart attack. The whole thing reminded me a of a catalog I had recently received in the mail for some reason. I don’t remember the company’s name but it specialized in products for larger-than-average people. I only saw the cover and it featured some products that could be useful. There was the plus-size clothing (a necessity for overweight people who don’t want to walk around naked), oversized chairs with extra weight capacity, and a triple-basket deep fryer.
Yeah, an oversized deep fryer for fat people. Normally I’d gripe about the stereotyping but I think I’d rather nail the company for trying to drum up business. If all those overweight people buy the deep fryer, they’re going to need to buy additional oversized products. If they buy the more sensible vegetable steamer (which wasn’t advertised on the cover and probably wasn’t in the catalog), the company can lose some customers.
Fortunately, I think vegetable steamers sell better these days than triple-basket deep fryers. The people buying the deep fryers probably don’t need vegetables because they are vegetables, or will become vegetables (or vegetable food) soon enough.