Foreshadowing Insults My Intelligence

I suppose this pile of empty toilet paper rolls could foreshadow several things:

1- Taking out the trash

2- Cleaning my bathroom

3- Buying more toilet paper

4- No more immature pranks on the neighbors  (Oh wait… that wasn’t me, I swear!)

5- Juggling lessons

6- Big payday at the recycling center

7- “Arts and Crafts Day” at the Volunteer Center tomorrow

8- A less fiber-rich diet

9- Death by blood loss (from shaving)

10- An end to writer’s block  (This one turned out to be correct.)

Funny how things that “foreshadow” rarely foreshadow anything until after you’ve seen what came next…