Driving 2 Grandma’s and sitting at #trafficlight . It’s red. Annoying!
Still at #trafficlight.
When will #trafficlight change? Obey me, beacon of technology!
Readers, thank u for sharing my pain as I wait for #trafficlight to change.
Why is everyone honking at me? My tweets aren’t offensive.
Dammit. #trafficlight was yellow, then red. Why never green?
Hello? Anyone out there? I tweet, therefore my words matter. Answer me now!
The #publicutilityservice should come and fix #trafficlight .
Yay! The #police have come 2 fix #trafficlight . They’re walking 2 my car 2 say thanks 4 tweeting about it.
Twitter: because some thoughts are too important to wait.