A Bad Sonnet Insults My Intelligence

 

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Forsooth! A dull and tired rat art thou!

Abhorrent ears and ghastly maiden thine,

Become a prudent mouse and you will shine.

Your magic dims. You must now take a vow.

Regroup and rise.  The children should soon bow

Before you.  Thou shalt grab thy sword and dine

On kiddie brains, then go to guzzle wine.

And wear thy codpiece. Leather’s good, like, wow!

Unleash the beast! Your brave and heartless soul

Must never rot, be stale, nor mercy show.

Behead them!  Pluto, Minnie, Goofy, Pooh!

They seek your throne, your riches.  That’s their goal.

Forget the parties.  Disneyworld must know

That you are king.  Turn Eeyore into glue!