Forsooth! A dull and tired rat art thou!
Abhorrent ears and ghastly maiden thine,
Become a prudent mouse and you will shine.
Your magic dims. You must now take a vow.
Regroup and rise. The children should soon bow
Before you. Thou shalt grab thy sword and dine
On kiddie brains, then go to guzzle wine.
And wear thy codpiece. Leather’s good, like, wow!
Unleash the beast! Your brave and heartless soul
Must never rot, be stale, nor mercy show.
Behead them! Pluto, Minnie, Goofy, Pooh!
They seek your throne, your riches. That’s their goal.
Forget the parties. Disneyworld must know
That you are king. Turn Eeyore into glue!