Common Sense (n.):
1- Among unmarried men, the quality that keeps them from pursuing life-threatening antics other than marriage.
2- Among married men, the quality that allows them to read a woman’s mind.
3- Among married women, the quality that tells them to be satisfied with cooking, cleaning, raising children, working full time, taking care of elderly parents, ignoring a husband’s extramarital affair, bailing him out of jail repeatedly, and looking beautiful 24 hours a day, every day, ’til death do you part. Or until he dumps her for that 22-year-old stripper…