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Common Sense (n.):

1- Among unmarried men, the quality that keeps them from pursuing life-threatening antics other than marriage.

2- Among married men, the quality that allows them to read a woman’s mind.

3- Among married women, the quality that tells them to be satisfied with cooking, cleaning, raising children, working full time, taking care of elderly parents, ignoring a husband’s extramarital affair, bailing him out of jail repeatedly, and looking beautiful 24 hours a day, every day, ’til death do you part.  Or until he dumps her for that 22-year-old stripper…